Lim-Jiusm

When the alcohol level goes beyond your limit;

1. You puke, puke, puke and puke.
2. You talk like a smooth operator.
3. Or you talk like a philosopher.
4. The world is beautiful.
5. Suddenly your motto in life is honesty is the best policy.
6. Your anger management is well handled and you smile a lot.
7. You get lots of number that you don’t even know the next morn’ you wake up.
8. You go MIA. You’ll find Mr Lim sleeping in his car while his friends are frantically searching hi and lo for him.
9. You look for a couch/chair/stool or whatever platform that you can sit and be quiet. That’s when we kinda appreciate Nonee’s presence.
10. You throw one of your sandals outside the garden, and then the other, throw the Corona bottles and pull the garden spotlight off. Yes, Mr SG, we couldn’t find your sandals and we walked back with you barefooted. Thanks for telling me what a drunkard master is. Hats Off!!
11. You snore extremely loud as if you lose control of the normal pattern of your breathing. It makes sense when my aunt tells me she lives in the zoo at night.
12. You last very long, definitely more than you always perform. Don’t you all Agree ;)
13. You sleep within seconds after the session. Sucks la!
14. And you said I love you baby! There you go Sweetooth!
15. Tongued a hot chick.


What else??